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Laughter - The Best Medicine
Mar31
A Pipe Burst in a Doctor's House

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed “This is ridiculous, I don’t even make this much money!”

The plumber replied, “neither did I when I was a doctor”.


Mar31
Pregnant Wife
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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