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Laughter - The Best Medicine
Aug17
Question : What is love & explain in details

Question :-what is love and explain in details ?..............
marks 10

Answer:

MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.

... (marks : 1/2 from 10)

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Engineering Student's Answer : Love is pain.

... ( marks : 1/2 from 10)

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Medical Student's Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

- TYPES:
one sided & both sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
Whts app

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe or
Mother's Sandals...

(marks 10 from 10) Excellent !


Aug16
Old Age Joke

An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”


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