ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs...
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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HOW TO BE FRIENDLY
A Man becomes friendly to a Woman mostly whenever she show some
friendly jesture.
A Woman dislikes friendly jesture from Man mostly response when fully
convinced or otherwise.
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HOW TO AVOID IRRITATION
A Man mostly never irritated by A Woman during first and personal encounter.
A Woman mostly shows irritation with modesty even during first and
personal encounter.
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STUDY MATHEMATICS
LEARNED TEACHER + STUDIUOS STUDENT = FIRST
LAZY TEACHER        + STUDIOUS STUDENT = SECOND
LEARNED TEACHER + LAZY STUDENT         = THIRD
LAZY TEACHER        + LAZY STUDENT         =  FAIL
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FRIEND OR FOE
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A foe never returns whatever we deed

Dr.D.R.Nakipuria
Siliguri

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