MEDICAL HUMORS

ARE YOU A DEAF or BLIND?

          A Man went to a Doctor and asked,"Doctor! i am noticing that since few months my wife is not hearing properly,please tell me whaT shall do?"

The Doctor repled,"please be sure 100% whether it is true or not,if so,i think you are lucky but before being lucky be sure,please got to your kithchen slowly from a distance of 15 ft while she is cooking something and ask her question from 15ft way and see she responds or not if not by that distance,move further close and see from what distance she responds your query."
Man followed Doctor's advice and called her wife tomorrow morning about 15 ft away while she was preparing breakfast,"Darling!what are you preparing?as no reply,he moved more closer repeated same question as no reply,he moved further close but still no reply,now he reaches to her ear and without touching her whishpered the question.

The Wife replied taking a Belan in hand,"i know you are always deaf to my reply and queries as you did this time too,you did not listen my reply four times but now being so close you are blind too as cannot see sandwithches in my hand"

DIBAETES PRODUSES HONEY!

             A senior retired person took her wife for diabetes treatment to a Doctor and said,Dr!you are treating my wife for Sugar alright but she is too muck talkative to near by ladies and always shouts on me for every small things,is a side effect of  Diabetes?

Before the Doctor replies ,Wife shouted,"Dr!diabetes has made me more honey,that is why he is now always around me,watches and follows me everytime with no work for himself".

Dr.D.r.Nakipuria

Siliguri